So, what in your opinion is the nosiest religious group in Ghana? I am quite certain that whatever response anyone would have to this question would largely depend on their previous or current experiences and where they live or have lived. On my part, I started pondering over this question about a couple of months ago when I thought one sect of a particular religious group was becoming too notorious in Accra for its noise levels. However, a field trip I took to the Central Region at the beginning of this week did not only yield scientific data but also taught me an important lesson about how different religious groups contribute to the noise levels in this country.
It all began when I and my colleagues arrived at our favourite hotel in Agona Swedru on the evening of Tuesday, only to learn they had no vacancies. On making some few enquiries, we were directed to another hotel which seemed good enough. After all, we were only going to lodge there for less than nine hours, so what was the big deal about being fussy? However, in the early hours of Wednesday, around 3:45am to be precise, a loud sound which happened to be a Muslim call to prayer broke the still of the dawn and sent me springing out of my bed in absolute confusion. Having gone to bed really late the previous night, it took a while for me to figure out what the disturbance was all about. The interesting thing about it was that, unlike all others I have ever heard, this one did not seem to be coming from a fixed loudspeaker at the mosque. Rather, the sound got closer by the second, almost as if it was being administered into a megaphone while the person doing the administration walked through the community. After going on for five minutes, it came to an abrupt end. In my ignorance, I thought it was all over; hence I hopped into bed to get some more sleep but hardly had I tucked myself in than the noise began again, sounding even closer and louder than before. Well, at that point I realised that getting more sleep was simply out of the question.
Until that unpleasant experience, I had been considering some branches of the charismatic Christian sect as fore runners (and perhaps, the only contenders) for the title of “the noisiest religious group in the country”. Lord knows, they have done more than enough to earn that title. Unfortunately for most people in Accra especially, majority of the charismatic Christian churches which are well-known for organising numerous all-night prayer services, are located within residential areas. But that would not have been much of an issue if members of this sect did not have a particular penchant for using loudspeakers (which are usually tuned to the loudest volumes). Most branches of this sect are also known for clapping whilst praying and drumming in the loudest possible way. Residents who are unfortunate enough to find themselves in such neighbourhoods only have to endure in silence or risk the option of being accused of witchcraft if they dare complain about the noise level to the churches.
It is therefore not surprising that the most peaceful time of the year in Accra is the one month period that precedes the Ga Homowo Festival. During that period, the Ga Traditional Council imposes a ban on loud noise. Well, thank God for that! I only wish The Council would consider extending the ban indefinitely.